i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M August 12, 2005

toad sticker

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.

A knife. Common since mid 19th century.

Emil carved up a Mun with his toad sticker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

horny toad

1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.

"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"

by Fobugee October 22, 2003

Toad

A Toad is a warty frog-like animal, you assclown

by Shi-za June 22, 2003

Mr Toad's Wild Ride

Sexual intercourse

I finally took Mr Toad's Wild Ride with my girlfriend this past weekend.

by Justin Bailey September 20, 2003

carpet toad

A highly illusive yet abundant species of toad. Greasy foods and beer seem to attract the carpet toad. Although many people have claimed to have been close enough to even feel the carpet toad run right next to them, experts have yet to capture one for scientific study or photography. There have been numerous reports that when startled, they will emit an unpleasant odor and rippling sound very similar to the barking spider. Some experts have theorized that due to the different odors and sound variations that there may be different breeds of carpet toads. Most experts agree that it is closely related to the Brown Spitting Toad.

Bill: Dude, did you fart?
Bob: No, must have been those carpet toads again.

by Brockm January 8, 2008

Krimpie Toad

When you and the fellers are out and one of them is acting like a straight up clown but all the boys are still down for it so it makes you squad up even harder than prior to the clownin

Lil HuCkleberry was being a krimpie toad last night at Club Space, he had all the girls hounding for him.

by Tyler Likely August 4, 2016