stroke the toad

The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!

by Canned snail May 28, 2016

Suriname Toad

The act of busting a nut on a girl's back so that your sperm burrows itself into the skin on her back and matures into infants which burst out of her flesh when ready to be born, in a process similar to the reproductive cycle of the Suriname Toad.

"My girlfriend said cum on her back so I gave her the old Suriname Toad"

"I Suriname Toaded this chick last night"

by FalconPaaaawnch August 19, 2018

Brown Toad

A slang term for genital warts.

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

Toad strangler

A rainstorm so severe that even toads and other amphibious animals would likely drown

It’s supposed to rain today, looks like it’ll be a toad strangler.

by Jester mess March 20, 2022

russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017

Horny Toad

A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.

Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.

by A Guy Who is Fucking Your Mom August 13, 2015

Feed the toad

Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.

If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!

by bill1970 December 1, 2013