Brown Toad

After my last one night stand, I caught the brown toad.
by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013
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stroke the toad

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
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Toad Rottis

by kahlies January 17, 2013
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shoal toad

quit being a shoal toad

shoal
by kae_d April 04, 2010
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Suriname Toad

The act of busting a nut on a girl's back so that your sperm burrows itself into the skin on her back and matures into infants which burst out of her flesh when ready to be born, in a process similar to the reproductive cycle of the Suriname Toad.
"My girlfriend said cum on her back so I gave her the old Suriname Toad"

"I Suriname Toaded this chick last night"
by FalconPaaaawnch August 19, 2018
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Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.
I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.
by Eneshi September 02, 2017
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