To be unhappy, disgruntled or gypped at one's situation, particulary where someone else is getting a better deal than you, ie they get a grape and you only get a cucumber.
by avalanche3 November 28, 2012
That haircut is beastly cucumbers.
by Ms. B in NC July 20, 2011
by bear shaver October 12, 2015
by guydoodguy February 22, 2014
A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.
Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
by da bae February 21, 2015
by Chris M. Thompson August 09, 2005
A right of passage for boys in both the Netherlands and Pennsylvania, a Dutch Cucumber is when a boy rails their friends mom in the ass while she continuously farts on his dick in order to be considered a man by their community.
by ryanjrigel November 28, 2009