Husband: Hey honey whats for dinner?
Wife: I don't know about dinner, but how about a ranchy salad for an appetizer
Wife: I don't know about dinner, but how about a ranchy salad for an appetizer
by BonerCoveredInShit March 20, 2010
by Autumn Beller September 27, 2009
Guy 1: Hey Schutzy, how are you wdc?
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.
by john_witten January 03, 2012
A term for Roblox players who try to dress themselves up looking cool using multiple Catalog accessories and body parts, a common salad head will have a combination of the "Frost Guard General" "Robloxian 2.0" and the "Skeleton" package, as for accessories they usually wear the "Holiday crown" "Paper hat" "Beautiful Hair for Beautiful People"
for clothes they usually have some plaid design on their shirts and ripped jeans, sometimes they wear supreme merch as well, in terms of music they like trash rap songs, Gucci gang and stuff like that
for clothes they usually have some plaid design on their shirts and ripped jeans, sometimes they wear supreme merch as well, in terms of music they like trash rap songs, Gucci gang and stuff like that
Yeah, that salad head tried to flex on me with his ugly clothes, like honestly, why would you try to be cool on Roblox?
by KentuckyFriedHumans January 03, 2020
The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.
I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.
by AN0SEater March 16, 2020
by bluetubeodyssey January 09, 2012
1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).
2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.
2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.
Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.
by Tankho February 27, 2013