Tit

n. 1: A mammary gland of a human female.
2: A foolish or stupid person.

1: Know what, my girlfriend has some big tits.
2: "Do you know these tits, 'arold?"
"I've seen a lot of tits in my life, guv'nah, but none quite as stupid as these two."

by MX January 2, 2007

tits

A slang term often used by teenagers to describe a pair of breasts.

Dude, she has some nice tits.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Tit

A typo, when you mean it.

I accidentally hit the t key, so I wrote tit.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

tit

1. noun - one of two sexy lumps placed over a woman's ribcage which babies drink milk from and men practice drinking milk from.
2. noun - one of two gross lumps placed over a man's rib cage, most commonly made of excess fat from the extra twinkies that WERE hanging around the house.
3. adjective - alternate meaning for Ozzy Ozbourne's favourite way of describing someone "boob".
4. noun - alternate word for this.

1. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Oh baby, let me suck on your big tits!"
Woman: "Oh my god, look at her tits, they are so big!"
2. Baby: "Mama!"
Man: "Dude check out that guys man tits!"
Woman: "Ew, his tits are bigger than mine!"
3. Ozzy: "Yo' such a f*ckin' boob, mate!"
4. Anyone: "Yeah well, like they say 'tit for tat'."

by Ness K. December 28, 2005

tits

100 round drum mag

gang member: "i just copped sum tits for my choppa!"
gang member 2: "lets go slide on dem opposites!"

by HesNeverComingBackAndThatsThat September 14, 2023

tits

Black tar heroin (commonly used in prisons)

Example inmate 1: I NEED TITS !!!

inmate 2: calm down, i got em

by Fu_RZA May 15, 2016

tits

a scale of women's power.

that girls got tits to own this world.

by daa mannn March 26, 2017