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Tinder goals 

Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals
Tinder goals by Tindergal February 14, 2017

tinder goggles 

When someone is hotter on their Tinder profile than in real life. Similar in effect to beer goggles.
Yeah, she seemed pretty bangin' when we matched, but on Facebook she just looks like the Michelin man with nipples. Must've had the tinder goggles on.

Tinder Surprise 

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia
Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.
Tinder Surprise by Seantc16 August 12, 2017

Tinder night 

It's like Netflix and chill without Netflix.
Kenny: "Hey Mandy wanna come over and have a tinder night"

Mandy: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"

Kenny: "Wait I thought we were just gonna be swiping on our phones."

Mandy: "Tinder night means we fuck, dumbass"
Tinder night by Sneakerb0ss September 1, 2017

tinder prop

An item you add to a photo of yourself in your tinder profile to make you seem more interesting.
Dude, Kelsey banged me cause she said she loves musicians. Using a guitar as a tinder prop really worked.
tinder prop by PieterVermeulen September 22, 2017

Tinder punch 

When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
"Dude, I tinder punched this hoe last night!"
Tinder punch by Awedray October 6, 2017