Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner
I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne
by theduchess22 February 01, 2025
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Throne Tubing

A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.
“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”
by Treebonics June 20, 2019
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King's Throne

A toilet seat that is warm to the touch when you sit on it. It's as if you are the King and it was pre-warmed for you.
I went to crap at work the other day and came across a King's Throne, yuck!
by Brettuss March 15, 2013
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spicy meat throne

When the woman eats 50 packs of taco bell fire sauce and a box of laxatives then allows the the man to fuck her in said butt until she projectile shits on his penis.
April and I went to taco bell last night and she gave me a spicy meat throne afterwards!
by Big daddy chatty June 13, 2021
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Throne Soda

Guy 1 “hey man you almost done in there?”
Guy 2 “yeah just finishing off my throne soda
by Baby giant March 03, 2022
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Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk
John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks
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