hill billy hot socket

When one takes a steaming shit in a sock, and hits someone in the face.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your nose?
Guy 2: I was hit with a hill billy hot socket

by ojp-nutrapper April 27, 2016

dookie socket

Another name for the anus.

“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”

by nateluvv October 14, 2020

Socket sex

The act of having sex with a person eye socket after their eyeball is removed

You dude did you see Ben having socket sex with Cole???

by john cenathon November 2, 2018

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Hot Socket

When smoking, the smoke can float up into the persons eye, causing the eye to sting. This instance is referred to as a Hot Socket

I was smoking the other day and got the worst Hot Socket. My eye was stinging for about a whole 2 minutes

by SmokeyMcpiff March 8, 2019

Ball socket

The socket you pop your balls in when you’re bored

Jake: I can’t stop popping my balls in my ball socket
Dan: same
(Subtle popping noises)

by JizzPool July 21, 2021

Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.

by Kozaka January 4, 2024