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Final Boss of the internet

Sometimes, people jokingly refer to the internet as a game of sorts, and, like all games, it must have a final boss. Who or what the final boss truly is has been disputed, but one of the more accepted claims is that the position is held by Scott Willoughby, aka StaringVacantly.
by Krem January 9, 2005
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going on the internet

Going online with your friends to do internet activities such as posting dank memes. Generally occurs after smoking marijuana, but it is possible to go on the internet in any mindset.
Person1: Hey! Wanna spend some time going on the internet later?
Person2: Sure, but I only do that after I smoke a bowl.
Person1: That sounds like fun to me! Let's see how many memes we can fit on the internet at once!
Person2: You crazy son of a bitch, I can't wait to go online!
by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin January 26, 2015
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The Rule of the Internet

If it exists, it must be mocked.
Bob: Let's go on the Internet
Steve: The Rule of the Internet: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!
by Noitsnot December 18, 2008
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arguing on the internet

The comeback inevitably used by the loser of a flame war. Usually accompanied by an image of someone running at the Special Olympics(with optional G.W Bush head pasted on) and the text: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
Flame winner: "Your argument therefore rendered invalid by the fact that...."
Flame loser: "Arguing on the internet is like running at the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
Rest of the board: "Lamer."
by ridebmxnz May 1, 2006
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Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself
Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet
by Throwaway181 September 18, 2017
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stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.
by joesappy October 21, 2021
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Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.
How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by Powermad80 February 24, 2012
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