Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.

Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.

by indierockranger April 28, 2010

L ride

Driving around and smoking a blunt

" yo lets go on an L ride"

by Kelly Shields April 3, 2003

moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.

Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

by G-Diddy June 23, 2003

mc ride

The god amongsnt men. Also the lead singer of the hip-hop band called Death Grips. He's very angry

MC Ride is fucking pissed!!!!!
Oh shit i'm feeling it!

by Siika December 26, 2017

Ride of Tools

Three or more cyclists riding together while wearing lycra or spandex

"Look, here comes/there goes a ride of tools"

"Oh, watch out!, there's a 'ride of tools' up ahead"

by Betty Spaghetti August 8, 2012

Ride or Die

It’s the new way of saying that a particular person is someone you’d “take a bullet for”.

I got my bff’s back always. She’s my ride or die.

by SFV.funnygirl August 30, 2019

Ride the typhoon

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.

Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!

by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010