short fuse

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)
My dad has frequently has a short fuse.
by Light Joker October 10, 2004
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short and curlies

I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.
by T May 25, 2004
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Booty Shorts

Shorts that often are nothing but sheer strips of cloth, with visible pockets hanging from the seems. The butt will often slip from the clothing, implying a "sexy look."

But has unfortunately become more popular with young teenage girls.
"Her booty shorts are letting her butt fall out! Should we warn her?!"
"Nah, that's the look these days."
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short bus

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.
If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.
by W December 22, 2004
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short bit

A small amount of time to be away. Usually about thirty minutes.
"I'll be back in a short bit"
"He'll just be gone a short bit"
by from the south July 31, 2019
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lip shorts

Super short shorts that girls wear, predominantly in summer. They are so short, you can almost see the girls labia or vagina "lips"
"Man! Girls shorts are getting shorter every year! You can almost see her vag! My daughter better never walk out of the house wearing a pair of lip shorts like that!"
by mjo08 September 03, 2015
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Schrodinger's Shorts

When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.
Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.

Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.
by eschrodinger23 November 06, 2016
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