dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.

Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!

by MysticFire April 30, 2011

walk by texting

When you are walking towards someone and do not want to talk to them so you pull out your phone and pretend to be texting.

"Yo, he totally just walk by texted you"
"I know! Why does he have to be such an awkward asshole?"
"Ugh I know, walk by texting is not cool at all."

by jsutdance323 September 21, 2009

Texting Bitch

Somebody that texts for you while you are driving. Primarily this is the person that sits shotgun.

Garrett: Dude i let you sit shotgun so be my texting bitch.
Rj: whatever dickhole.

by bekahUNLEASHED November 22, 2009

tectonic

Dance style popular in Europe, specifically Paris, France. Use of arms and feet to create rythmic movement that goes well with techno club music.

Look at Jason tectonic!

by Alyssa Butler May 11, 2008

Textology

To make an apology, via the medium of text messaging, to avoid any personal contact.

"He really didnt want to speak to his ex about sleeping with her bestfriend. So he employed textology, to avoid confrontation."

by Chris John Sykes February 19, 2009

Texting Wall

Basically the equivalent of the phrase "talking to a brick wall", but with text messaging. (Also applies to some chat rooms as well). The brick wall is a person whom you are texting and they are too busy to make real responses to the things you text them, or they are just stupid or a prick. Commonly words like "cool", "wow", "okay", and "lol" will be used. Usually, in situations where the person doesn't want to talk, it would probably be more polite to tell them that you simply dont want to talk with them.

Person 1: Hey

Person 2: Hey

Person 1: ...

Person 2: Whats up?

Person 1: Nm

Person 2: Thats cool

Person 1: Ya

Person 2: I was just hanging out with my friends, we played some video games and stuff :D

Person 1: Okay

Person 2: Uh, yeah. So how has your week been?

Person 1: Good

Person 2: Uh well I have to go...wash the dishes...bye

Person 1: Lol

*Later*

Person 1: Wow what a texting wall.

by rubyisasifis January 19, 2010

Texting Amanda

The only way to die in Call of Duty

i had a 24 kill streak but i was texting amanda so i died

by ThebestQuickscoper November 7, 2010