fake talker

One who pretends to be talking on the cell phone to disguise their true motive(s).

Bill (fake talking on his cell but thinking) There's Carol coming back from lunch. Boy would I love to shag that bitch but I know that I don't have the balls nor the hair on my ass to actually let her know.

Carol (returning from lunch and thinking) There's fucking Bill, he is such a fake talker. He is the biggest dumb ass I know, does he actually think that he has a chance to get a piece of this? Even if I was so fucking drunk that I couldn't see, I would never let him get any of this fine West Virginia putang.

by FNJACK and FNART July 11, 2007

911 call taker

the career of helping people with emergencys that dial 911

the career of dealing with ass-holes that call 911 when they don't have an emergency

call taker "911 where is your emergency"
caller "yes officer..are you a dective"
call taker "no sir, i'm just a 911 call taker"

by Selena Hart February 22, 2009

trash talkers

A slang for talking negative by using cuss words or something in that nature towards others.

Your a fucking peice of shit.

Your a motherfucking waistless piece of matter.

Your just a straight up fuck.

You all are trash talkers you butt fuck.

by AnyonmousUnknown February 23, 2014

chocolate tunnel taster

A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.

That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.

by jgiddy99 December 6, 2006

Bitch talker

One who secretly makes an effort to get with girls, but is sucked into the friend circle and becomes part of the "fam" or a "BFF" or inducted into various clubs such as "tortilla chip club". In conclusion, Bitch talker's have many friends that are girls and never get any, due to lack of testosterone or manhood.

Ryan goes over calli's house (best friend) and doesn't get any because he's a Bitch Talker

by Michael Trentalange December 24, 2008

Milk Tankers

Pregnant Breast. They are usually so large and full of milk that they are confused with two milk tankers driving on the freeway. If she's a black girl, then she carries around "chocolate" milk.

Hey Jenniqua (black girl), Those are some NICE milk tankers.... i betcha your little boy "Deshawn Malik" will enjoy that chocolate milk when he arrives... Do you need a CDL license to walk around with those things?

by Jim Fausel April 15, 2008

tarker

Term used to describe a large group of students studying together. Related terms: Tarkzan, Tarker Paradise, Top 40 Tarker.

A: "Shall we study in the computerroom?"
B: "No, it's probably packed with tarkers."

by The Don of Osdorp October 5, 2016