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tuesday

tuesday is the day to cry and masturbate, according to darren criss.
Person A: “Hey what’s the day?”
Person B: “Tuesday..”
Person A: “I’ll be right back”
by fatcockman69 May 11, 2020
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c u next tuesday

When you can't call someone a cunt just say c u next tuesday
by doedoebird73 February 25, 2011
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Tied up Tuesday

A day celebrated every Tuesday by those who practice bondage. On this day you are encouraged to tie up your significant other, friend with benefits, friend without benefits, neighbor or coworker. You can use any bondage implement of your choice but rope is the most common thing used. It occurs before hump-day for a reason. It is also known as Tie me up Tuesday, Tie up Tuesday or Tied down Tuesday.
It was Tied up Tuesday, so Marc tied up his girlfriend Bekka to celebrate.
by C. Marculatum August 21, 2010
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Rukkas Tuesday

(Ruh-kus=Tooz-day)
The Tuesday of every week whereby participants are gathered to destroy the personal property of others in a humorous manner, inconvenience complete strangers, or execute needlessly elaborate pranks to confuse, destroy, or cause uncomfortable situations for all involved.
This Holiday was developed in the Spring of 2001 when Sir Thomas of Craven the Destroyer, and The Czar Mikhail of Mt. Shikkoluk set fire to the roads in their town.
The first activity of every meeting is to destroy all mailboxes available with ceremonial bat or explosive device. Afterwards rejoicing and more Rukkas takes place. Preparations are frowned upon.

Rule # 1 is never go back unless absolutely necessary, or the next day.

If Rukkas Tuesday is celebrated during a week when Bulk pickup is occuring, full advantage should be taken. If Bulk pickup occurs every week in your town, you have no excuse.

Other practices are encouraged but not limited to:
-Paint on cars
-Poop on cars
-Soccer games in restaurants
-Backyard lawn jobs
-Car slalom

Be sure to have your favorite CD of remixed video game or cartoon theme songs on hand.

When the bag pop and air.
"You do not talk about Rukkas Tuesday."
by Thomas Ferriter July 28, 2006
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Sometimes it's Tuesday

an expression used to indicate settling for an outcome (or person) less desirable than one would normally achieve. In a bar setting, this phenomenon typically involves significant concessions in the area of beauty, personality, fashion, and the use of footwear and/or personal grooming devices. It is therefore easy and recommended to justify one's action with this phrase.
"Sure, she was wearing her grandmother's elastic-banded safari shorts to the bar, but hey bro, Sometimes it's Tuesday."
by Sometimesitstuesday November 24, 2009
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Tuesday

Tuesday has many definitions;
1. The second day of the week
2. A insult See(C)you(U) Next(N) Tuesday(T)
3. The most wickedly awesome name ever!

A Tuesday is just like their name, unique. They can be perceived as dull and boring, but when you get to no them they are spontaneous and loud. Tuesday's are awesome friends and very beautiful. They are usually kind and generous. They are also smart, which makes them have beauty AND brains!
Bob: Yo, Tuesdays so hot, but she never talks!

Murphy: Yah, I know man! Shes smart though, she helped me with my math homework, dude, once you get to know here she ain't so quiet!
by K'naan<3 March 18, 2009
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T up Tuesday

T up Tuesday is the day where everyone will T up until they can ́t T up anymore .If you are unfamiliar with the term t up
you are not a part of t up Tuesday and should not be reading this.
Example 1
Homie : yo what day is it dawg
me : shi ion even cuh
Homie : oh shi its T up tuesday we gotta T up

me: whats the move then bro we gotta T up
Example 2
when it is T up Tuesday you might occasionally hear someone yell T UPPPP!!!!!
by mr.walkemdown March 11, 2022
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