Big Green Tractor

n) A huge ol' southern dingaling

1. You can take a ride on my big green tractor y'all.
2. Hey there girlie wanna see what this big green tractor can harvest?

3. MY BIG GREEN TRACTOR IS GON WRECK

by Aldean's Big Green Tractor June 9, 2018

Big Green Tractor

big fat cock that girls want to ride on and suck

That banging hot girl with the big ass wanted to ride on my big green tractor.

by themonsta233 February 21, 2017

Gideo Tractor

A tractor ridden by Gideon Shmeed

Gideon Shmeed sneaked through the patch in his Gideo tractor mobile.

by struthio neck September 25, 2004

toorak tractor

Toorak tractor, whilst described elsewhere on this listing so far, has yet to been defined as to it's origin. It originated as a piss take of the developing group of semi-affluent wankers following the fake-it-until-you-make-it rule, later to be known as a 'yuppie'. The Toorak Tractor is driven by the Toorak Cowboy, a song by The Skyhooks, a well known Australian anti-establishmentarian band of the 1970's.

The song, Toorak Cowboy, takes the piss out of the yuppie lifestyle, naturally Toorak Cowboys drive flashy vehicles to 'make up for less down below', thus 4wd's, SUV's, and even sportscars fall under the category of a Toorak Tractor.

Over the last ten years due to the origin not being as commonly heard as the term, it has come to generally mean larger more fuel consuming vehicles designed for off-road use which never see bush.

"What's a Toorak cowboy like you doing in a Lambo like that?"

"It's me Toorak Tractor mate!"

by dsfgdsafgads December 28, 2005

Rouge Tractor

It is a wild tractor that plows down any skyscrapers in the world by running them over with their massive tires.

Dude, did you see that Rouge Tractor run over the Empire State Building?

by Mczoodles April 18, 2010

yup on my tractor

Best song in existence

Yup on my tractor: Best song in existence : Not fucking playing around Jenny, get in the fuckin' house now bitch
You better count your fucking days' mom, fuck you all bitch

Chorus
I just got some new boots, and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fuckin' hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)

Verse
Take a look at my boots, diamondback snake skin
Man I love tobacco dip, that shit makes my head spin
My wife has a flat ass, but she has some big tits
Try to fuck my wife, don't you fuckin risk it
12 Gauge buckshot, aim it at your dreadlocks
My wife wants to fuck me 'cause I have a fat cock
And I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four wheel drive
I'm eating some deer meat, country boys can survive

Chorus
I just got some new boots and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fucking hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)

by YUPONMYTRACTOR6661342080085 May 1, 2019

poo tractor

Poo tractor is a slang word for a man's genitalia, or penis. This is a reference to homosexual activity, or anal sex.

Dawg, my poo tractor is killing me.
or
He plowed me with his poo tractor.

by D-Rake July 6, 2007