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toolwarehouse

The highest order of tools. One who has achieved this disgraceful plateau has lost the respect of all of his peers and probably has lost most of his friends too. His chances of getting laid on a regular basis are next to zero.
An example of a toolwarehouse would be a balding, middle-aged grocery store manager who has lost all sense of reality.
Paul seriously said that to you? Man that guy's not just a toolshed he's a whole freakin' toolwarehouse.
by rickyfresh June 18, 2006
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Five-Tooler

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.
What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt
by H2thaD May 21, 2009
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Gardening Tool

a dirty untidy person; someone who leads you to believe something that is not true.

syn. prostitute, harlow, tramp, deceiver
by TYJE September 8, 2010
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toolbook

a godforsaken piece of shit 90's computer program, don't even get me started on this one. I can't even begin to fathom why anyone would want to use it.
toolbook....what a piece of shit.
by JG_89 April 17, 2009
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tool bucket

A bitch that pissed you off! A less offensive version of the word Cunt.
Did you talk to Heather recently? She's a tool bucket.
by francois m January 11, 2008
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toolgasm

a peaking point in the listening of music written by tool. At this point, the listener undergoes a sensation much like that of an orgasm, without the mess.
In the song Third Eye, maynard screams repeadedly after a beautiful section of ballad like music. At this point, the listener may undergo a toolgasm
by eric February 15, 2004
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ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.
Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.
by M__ May 12, 2008
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