wine gums

A soft chewy sweet for all the family to enjoy!
"Henri got drunk on wine gums."
by GirlSkater February 10, 2004
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wine enema

A quick way to get drunk. Since alcohol is absorbed in the intestines, a quick route is to fill an enema bag with wine and insert it into the anus and squeeze. Voila. Who needs the calories of imbibing.
Last night Shirley wanted to get drunk, but she didn't feel like drinking. So, we made a wine enema by filling up an enema bag with boons, inserted into her anus, and squeezed.
by Jarb February 19, 2009
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Boxed Wine

It, alongside cheap make-up, is what Miley Cyrus is made of.
You know what you are made of Miley?! Cheap make-up and boxed wine.
by MildrednBalinda July 09, 2009
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nigger wine

cheap fortified wine that drunk blacks consume while bumming spare change (spange) in front of convenience stores in some Louisiana capital cities.
all i got is a buck eighty in nickles. run in there and get me some nigger wine for the shakes.
by johnnieboy July 19, 2006
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wine O'clock

a time for wine, often around early evening (5pm-ish). It is similar to "Beer O'Clock" in that it can be anytime a wine appreciator (read: "wino") feels that some good vino might just hit the spot
Man, today was a long day—it's definitely wine o'clock now.
by CadeRageous! April 27, 2007
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red wine

Something you should drink instead of beer.
by M&M August 27, 2003
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mormon wine

Martinelli's Sparkling Cider...what Mormons drink at gatherings in lieu of wine.
The Kimball Family brought a bottle of Mormon Wine to the New Years party.
by Rowdy_801 February 12, 2013
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