Grandpa Rave Kru

A group of fucking excellent guys, over the age of 30, who rave at every possible opportunity, usually staying up for 3 or 4 days in one go. The Junior Rave Kru (under 30s) are the totally shit precursor to the much better Grandpa Rave Kru.
Raver #1: Who's that guy busting the incredibly shit dancemoves over there?

Raver #2: He's a fanny from the Junior Rave Kru.

Raver #1: Just as well the Grandpa Rave Kru will be here soon to kick the fucking shit out of them.
by GRK #1 Ya Bass November 23, 2010
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Grandpa's War Goggles

An elderly males saggy, dangly scrotal sack and testicles.
Granny always enjoyed polishing Grandpa's War Goggles.
by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2015
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Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.
Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
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Ur Grandpa hoe

Ur Grandpa hoe worst ever insult
Mark: Ur mom gay

Charlie: No u

Mark: Ur dad lesbian

Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny

Mark with smile: Ur Grandpa hoe
Charlie gets instant death
by Nexuzmasterpro March 11, 2018
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foxy grandpa style

When you go to sleep half-naked, no pants, just with a t-shirt on.
(1) It was hot as balls last night, so I slept foxy grandpa style.
(2) After I convinced her to sleep over, I pulled a foxy grandpa.
(3)
Ralph: Your girlfriend looks disgusting sleeping foxy grandpa style.
Skyman: Don't you mean foxy grandma?
Ralph: No, bitch looks like a man.
by mcweaksauce April 13, 2010
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Ur grandpa asexual

Even worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and ur granny trannie combined. Every time someone says it 200 random non asexual grandpas die.
Joe "My grandpa died suddenly"
Bob"Did someone say 'ur grandpa asexual' again!?"

Joe "What have you done!?"
*Non-asexual grandpas death noises*
by The shitpope March 12, 2018
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Ur grandpa is a transgenda

Worse than ur granny tranny, ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined times 9999
Roy: ur granny tranny

Tomer: Don’t make me do it
Roy: You won’t do it bitch
Tomer: ur grandpa is a transgenda

*Roy is taken by Satan and his heart explodes*
by UrGrandpa6969 March 13, 2018
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