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pube sweater

a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs
Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
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Nap Sweat

The indescribable (post-nap) feeling like one has just completed physical exercise, even though they were sleeping the whole time. It is unclear how or why they sweat when they sleep, just that they wake up slightly dirtier than before they went to bed. Usually accompanied by a foul odor similar to urine.

Characterized by heightened heart-rate, fear, the need to shower, and possible alienation from their friends.
"Damn bro, Jim looks like she just went to the gym but she's in her pajamas. I think she's got Nap Sweat"

"Did Alvin just pull a nightfap or does he have some mean Nap Sweat going on?"
by RatchetRach April 12, 2013
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clam sweat

/klam//swet/
Noun

-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the vagina, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood
by otterpop June 12, 2013
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Swastika

Very ancient symbol representing wealth and peace. From a graphic design point of view, one of the coolest logos ever created. High visual impact. Sexy, elegant, slick.

Also, ripped off by Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), failed artist, corporal in the austrian army and finally muppet dictator during his reign of terror, for use by the Axis, a joint effort by several countries worldwide to promote german tourism abroad. Nowadays it is used as a secret symbol to identify jerks, emotionally immature wanker death metal fans, sexually insecure homophobic rapists, disoriented working class kids , weekend freedom fighters, nostalgic bigot old farts and all kinds of radical football aficionados.
by dmt August 14, 2003
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sweater vest

An article of clothing that is capable of getting you gigantic amounts of ass.
Girl 1: Whoa, look at that guy wearing that sweater vest!
Girl 2: God, he's so hot. I wish more boys had style like him.
Girl 3: No way, because then that guy wouldn't be special and unique and sexy!
Girl 4: But how are we all going to have him?

Girl 5: I'm not sharing with you bitches.
by Chairs November 15, 2009
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Sweater Meat

Term used to describe the female breasts under a form fitting sweater, preferably a tight turtleneck made of cashmere or merino wool.
Did you see Keri today? She's prancing around the office showing real nice sweater meat in a tight red turtleneck.
by Cab Callaway January 27, 2006
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Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.
"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"
by chef plumpkin January 6, 2008
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