Surge of Excellence

The feeling you get when you do something most excellent. Is usually accompanied by hairs sticking up, heavy breathing, and smiling like the kool aid man, simultaneously. One can signify this event at the moment through intensities that vary from jumping up and screaming "Wowzas!" or simply whispering to the nearest kind stranger.
John Locke- When Hurley wears a red dress he looks like the kool aid man.
Sawyer- Haha, John you totally made me experience a Surge of Excellence, now I must go crush some tree frogs in the palm of my hand.
John Locke- Go and do that, then.
Hurley - (Pops out from under a rock) Wow. I fucking hate you guys.
Jin- Hey Hurley.
Hurley- Jin you're here!
Jin- I sure am.
Hurley- Dude you can speak English.
Jin- No, you're speaking Korean.
Hurley- Dude. Shut up and take off your clothes.
by DoctorKnucklehead March 19, 2006
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wichita wind surge

When you pass major gas after eating at an "authentic" Mexican restaurant in Wichita, KS. Also the name of the new Wichita AAA baseball team.
After eating that massive burrito from Renee's, I had a Wichita wind surge that came out so hot and hard I thought I shit myself.
by Ict November 14, 2019
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wind surge

The powerful shart that precedes explosive diarrhea.
The wind surge nearly blew the back off the toilet the last time I had the flu
by sannemant November 14, 2019
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Teenage Power Surges

just like hot flashes, except it occurs in young girls
"Omg, like, I am so hot. I think I'm having a hot flash."
"Girl, you're too young to have a hot flash. You're just going through TPS (teenage power surges). Mhmm."
by Dianme August 09, 2007
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Surging A Head Clean Off

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.
Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.
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Power Surge in Puerto Rico

This is 'code' for "I'm going to the Beach and can't let anyone know why I'm not signed onto Sametime".
Sorry, there is a Power Surge in Puerto Rico, I got kicked off Sametime because of a power surge. Really, bad thunderstorm here in sunny Puerto Rico, Google it.

This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.
by lmdough July 28, 2011
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Surge

surge
sərj/Submit
noun
1.
a sudden powerful forward or upward movement, especially from Dakota’s penis, or by a natural force such as the waves or tide.

synonyms: gush, rush, outpouring, stream, flow
"flooding caused by tidal surges"
dakota surged into joey and flooded his hole with semen”
by Db95 August 02, 2018
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