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NoT mY ProBlem

It is an infamous line by Johnny from NCT during their North American tour- Hit the states, when Mark said he kept losing all his bets ever since he came to N.America
MArk: I kEeP lOsINg AlL mY bETs

JohnNY: NoT mY pRobLem
by taeyongdilf June 24, 2021
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white problems

Idle complaints to be distinguished from real issues like famine, war and terminal illness which actually matter.

E.g. Feeling vaguely unhappy in your hedonistic lifestyle, having no money because you routinely blow it all on un-necessary crap, losing the Internet connection in your studio rooftop apartment.
Guy 1: "Leave Jake alone. He has problems"
Guy 2: "Real problems or white problems?"
Guy 1: "err..."
by steve825 September 3, 2011
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Dubai Problems

First world problems faced by residents of the United Arab Emirate, Dubai
I can't get my Lamborghini over speed bumps, typical Dubai problems.
by Dubai Problems July 15, 2019
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Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.
"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."
by whyen October 23, 2022
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If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023
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Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Problem-attic

The brain of someone who is always saying how they find things problematic.
Karen found that joke you told problematic.

That’s no surprise, since her whole head is just one problem-attic, nobody really cares what she has to say anymore.
by MacPherson McFly June 18, 2021
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