John Stroud

When you have a poo in the toilet that requires multiple flushes

I'll see you in 10 minutes - I'm going for a John Stroud.

Don't go in number 2 - someone has done a massive John Stroud

I'm off for a nice relaxing John Stroud

by StanVanDamn January 6, 2018

Strider

When you come up behind your mate and pull his trousers down. Or by sliding your foot along his leg.

He got stridered" "David is trying to strider him

by 83294 August 4, 2011

strider

Strider Hiryu. An awesome ninja with a long red scarf and a sword named Cypher, from the 1980's arcade game "Strider." He has also appeared in the Marvel vs. Capcom games.

"Strider" is so damn hard...!

by Maikeru November 28, 2003

Stride of Pride

The robust strut of success one walks on the way home from someone else's residence following a night of brag worthy sex. Often marked by tousled hair, stolen t-shirts and/or yesterdays outfit.

"Angela and Mark hooked up last night."
"You can tell. I saw them at breakfast. He's been screwed speechless and she was rockin' the stride of pride."

by Pk2jc February 7, 2010

STRIDE

To walk for miles with the only thing in mind being STRIDE.

Hey, do you want to go STRIDE with me to Walgreens?

by Ryder123 August 22, 2008

stroodle poodle

A stroodle poodle is a friendly woman with the looks of a dog, who eats a lot of pastry.

That stroodle poodle over there looks fine in those boots.

by David Wilkinsonson March 2, 2007

steroids

The Sunny D of professional sports.

Has everything a pro athlete needs.

by bigtones January 14, 2005