Ant-Strawing 

When a male dips a straw in sugar and then inserts said straw into the urethral opening to his penis, and then proceeds to allow ants to enter his penis shaft through the straw. Most often, a strong erection results.

Hey Brian, you hear homeboy talking about ant-strawing in his backyard? He said got that sugarcane and his penis felt like it was going to explode... in a good way.

Ant-Strawing by Antsfolife July 26, 2018

Brown Trout Screamin out 

A lodged or stuck turd in you ass, it is like a plug but when released it is a watery shit explosion

i got a brown trout screamin out my ass

Brown Trout Screamin out by Assclown5 December 6, 2009

screaming trees 

An awesome "stoner rock" band from Seattle that spawned the best band on the history of hell, Queens of the Stone Age....and others...

The screaming trees concert was so good johnny wet himself.

screaming trees by Lily May 13, 2005

Steamin Beamin 

The act of dropping a deuce in an unsuspecting victim's coffee maker, filling it with water and running it through the shit filled filter. Results in a terribly bad smelling full brewed pot of hot diarrhea. The overwhelming smell of the cooking shit fills any sized room and usually induces uncontrolled vomiting and dry heaving.

When I cranked the heat to 100 degrees in trevor's hotel room, it extremely enhanced the horrible effects of the brewing Steamin Beamin

Steamin Beamin by Secondcup May 19, 2009

screaming bender 

an over the top gay man, referring to the result of taking a large one up the chuff

he's a right screaming bender he is.

screaming bender by franz krippler June 11, 2006

Stealing Grapes 

The act of having one or both of your nipples seen through your shirt due to nipple erection.

"Holy shit Erik, that girl over there is stealing grapes like woah!"

Stealing Grapes by dr0ne August 30, 2005

spreading them cheeks 

When one spreads their glutes in preparation for Penetration or any penial objects.

friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"

friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"

spreading them cheeks by Trinitron_89 March 19, 2017