Strawberry season

A nice term for when a female is on her period.

She's been having some crazy mood swings lately! Must be strawberry season

by sillysugartits November 5, 2009

strawberry kiss

when a guy is eating out a girl when she is having her period

Its going to be different tonight baby, (its that time of the month again) its gunna be a strawberry kiss

by Tayla December 26, 2005

Teresa Strasser

Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.

She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.

Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.

Teresa Strasser probably is good at checkers but got picked last for dodge ball.

by Steinsensager November 9, 2007

Strawberry Clock

The self-proclaimed "King of the Portal." His movies started the clock-craze. Strawberry remains a mystery, but he is known to show occasionally.

Animations by Strawbery clock include:
B , Want Porno??? , Dickey Mouse , Donald Duck Porno , Dr Seuss from the Hood

Strawberry clock created the flash animation "b".

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

Reverse strawberry shortcake

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.

So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.

by Tronixx August 23, 2007

strawberry celebration

A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.

Man#1: How was your date last night?

Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.

Man#1: Why's that, cheif?

Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.

Brad: Story of my life! Zing!

by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008

Strawberry Milk

Having sex with a girl while she is on her period, and cumming inside her mixing the semen with the blood, therefore making "strawberry milk."

Oh nothing, just making some strawberry milk.

by Rlvers March 18, 2011