Scobe

Adj. a person who is down on their luck and feels content remaining at the bottom of our great American caste system.
See also: scummers

"That dood is such a scobe, he came to town, stole my bike and then left with the carnival."

by Sickter6 February 10, 2013

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

soberfluxxed

When you're cycling through the peak waves of an acid trip and can't decide if you're coming down or coming up.

Man, I don't know if I can make it to the car. I'm feelin' pretty soberfluxxed.

by graytoun May 24, 2014

Sober Butts

A term for cigarettes someone smokes while sober

Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.

Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!

Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.

by Mr. Tarsky April 6, 2017

sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

by bubbles_2319 January 22, 2018

Sober tweak

Sober tweak (n): a person who displays the attributes of a crack head but is completely sober.

“Damn bruh Tejas be a sober tweak.”

by Dig Boinker September 9, 2018

scobeed

most commonly known as getting raped but also known as fingering someone.

person 1: I done got scobeed

person 2: me too man
person 1: Zoinks

by BBQsauseOntiddies March 25, 2019