Tatt-stache

When a bull dyke doesn't quite have enough testosterone supplements to grow a real mustache so they get something tattooed above her (it's) lip. WARNING: These will usually be seen in conjunction with tear drop tattoos, notched eyebrows, and names tattooed on the neck.

some random word in spanish tattooed in old english lettering above the lip thus creating the Tatt-stache.

by Tired of the Trash! February 28, 2010

stache

a moustache.

one a dude's face.

by Scarlett June 13, 2004

Stache

Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.

That man is so stache!

Today was the stachiest day in my life!

by Jinglebells August 28, 2008

cooter stache

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip

Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!

by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008

faux-stache

A moustache that is only half-formed. Generally exists from ages 12-17 if not shaved. Also known as a mexi-stache.

Those kids down at the anime club sure love their faux-staches.

by Veal April 8, 2006

The Ginger Hitler Stache

Fucking a girl on her period then whipping your dick on her face to make the face of Hitler.

Bob: What did you do last night?

Tom: Gave my girl the Ginger Hitler Stache since she was on her period and didn't tell me!

by BucNasty89 November 2, 2011

Chester Stache

The name for the big, furry mustache some guys grow that reminds you of a child molester, or "Chester".

"Dude, you seriously need to shave of that chester stache....... People will start to think you drive a big, white van and abduct small children......."

by AJay_BigBlue August 14, 2009