Cross Staching

When two guys with mustaches consensually kiss

Bro I was cross staching Craig last night

by LieAwakeToDrink February 27, 2022

Spooder-Stache

A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.

Dude you need to shave your spooder-stache it looks disgusting.

by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019

Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023

Legit Stache

Used to describe a moustache that is of a particularly excellent quality.

Hey shut your whorish mouth... THAT IS ONE LEGIT STACHE!!!

by Moose Whiplash January 23, 2011

Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.

"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."

by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012

Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

by Apollo83 August 12, 2022

Sticky Stache

When you cum on her chest and then slap her across her stach area with a twizzlers pull 'n' peel.

"She's not into donkey punches anymore. She likes to get a Sticky Stache. It raises her blood pressure."

by Mr. Hairylegs March 17, 2008