by LieAwakeToDrink February 28, 2022
A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
by Apollo83 August 13, 2022
When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.
Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.
by Fook-ST@R April 13, 2014
When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.
"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."
"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."
"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."
by catsandcoffee May 20, 2012
by Miketheteacher December 12, 2016
by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017
an alternative to mustache ride; sitting on the face of a person (male or female) with a mustache while receiving oral sex.
by stache-along fan April 03, 2012