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Legit Stache

Used to describe a moustache that is of a particularly excellent quality.
Hey shut your whorish mouth... THAT IS ONE LEGIT STACHE!!!
by Moose Whiplash January 23, 2011
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spite 'stache

A mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. The game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank.
Guy A: I grew a cheesy porn 'stache just to mess with the boss. He's already threatening to order me to take it off even though he says he doesn't mind it.

Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?

Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
by gottcharupe May 27, 2012
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spic stache

"You should've seen the spic stache on Juanita last night. I think I've got rugburn!"
by Miketheteacher December 11, 2016
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Hair stache

When someone (a woman) has a mustache.
Did you see that womans' hair stache?
by loveyounot October 4, 2016
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stache-tuck

When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.
Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.
by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014
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Cross Staching

When two guys with mustaches consensually kiss
Bro I was cross staching Craig last night
by LieAwakeToDrink February 27, 2022
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Stache-conscious

When you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.
"So I recently got this mustache and I keep forgetting about it. Then I remember I have it and feel like everyone is staring at me."

"Sounds like you're a little too stache-conscious. If anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it's because you're walking a cat on a leash."
by catsandcoffee October 28, 2012
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