Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

Squashbuckler

A crazy mother ducker

That squashbuckler is gonna kick our arse in fantasy football!

by Squashbuckler November 5, 2015

Squah

The noise Fetty Wap makes in the beginning of almost every song he's made.

Fetty Wap: " Squah ¡¡¡!!!!!!!!¡¡¡!!¡¡¡¡¡!!!"

Bob: "This must be a Fetty Wap song!"

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

squagmire

NOUN: Any unappealing solid or mostly solid substance or mixture of substances. The dry form of swill.

Since the couch had not been moved in a long time there was a substatial amount of squagmire underneath.

by diezel_cowboy November 22, 2007

sports cap vodka squash

a method of pre-drinking using a sports cap bottle, with vodka and a squash drink of ones choice.

'mate, wanna have some sports cap vodka squash before we go out tonight?'

'sports cap later??'

by wonderland291 May 20, 2010

Squagle

A person who thinks that they're cool when they're not and other people are not sure of their sexuality because they look very strange.

Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson & Adam Dawson are all Squagles.

by Razama January 1, 2011

keep it on the squash

to keep on the down low.

I boned my teacher last year, keep it on the squash.

by Laurenanne. January 2, 2007