Teen Girl Squad

A cartoon created by Strong Bad of homestarrunner.com. 4 girls between the ages of 13 and 19, who do various teenage activities, such as going to the mall, and being killed by a man with a large mouth. The leader of the group is Cheerleader, a rich girl who looks SO GOOD and has a boyfriend. She hangs out with So and So, What's her Face and The Ugly One. So and So is the smart one who is in love with Brett Bretterson, her friend she made up in first grade. What's her face is a depressed girl who gets all the bad luck, is only able to shop at thrift stores, and had to play bass in their band. The Ugly One is well, the ugly one. Her past accomplishments include having the teacher call her "young man" and wearing a three-piece swimsuit. There is also the man with a large mouth who appears in many of the episodes, often to somehow harm one of the four with a word that ends with "'d". Teen Girl Squad. It's SO GOOD!

Cheerleader: I'm so bummed that school is happening again this year.
Others: SO GOOD!
Cheerleader: Ya'll are so wack.
The Ugly One: Wiggidy Wack?
Cheerleader: Nope. Just regular type.

by The Lord Of Spam March 29, 2005

Squeezle

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

Squirm sesh

How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg

General Pickett Sir, you may smoke up at the rear and set up a squirm sesh

by Victoria 2 player February 23, 2022

Officer Square Head

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Amber is such an Officer Square Head

by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

Carolina Squat

The act of lifting the front end of a truck only. The gravitational assistance makes it easier for the condom to slide out of the drivers ass.

“Chad must have had a rough night. He added another two inches to his Carolina squat!!”

by count_crotchula June 16, 2021

For Squeal

Another way to say for real.

Amy: This thing costs $100!
David: For squeal?
Amy: For squeal!

by redstripe March 14, 2007

Square Bulge

When the outline of your phone sticks out of your front pants pocket

Ryan got a double square bulge in his jeans when he had to hold on to his wife's phone for her.

by strikerg September 5, 2018