Sparkling Melody

A bitch on Beyondtheenergy's side that always stalks ex-friends social media and tries to use old messages from 2016 as blackmail.
Always tries to guilt trip people with "u can leave me" "im sorry" yet always becomes a bitch the second you do leave his toxic ass.

"Sparkling Melody tried to guilt trip us again, he needs to stop."

by winxmemix May 19, 2019

cunt snuckling

The act or process of gargling the cunt. Often used in conjunction with the Dizzy Crab.

John is a terrific muff diver. He is cunt snuckling Mary raw.

by UnitedCuntSnucklers October 12, 2008

skunk spanking

When you're up top doing work and your nut sack is slapping her butthole

Bro my nuts are killing me from skunk spanking that chick last night!

by ThunderCat3000 April 20, 2016

grandpa spanking

A form of discipline in which'Grandpa' spanks your bare bottom with an open hand, middle finger extended perpendicular to the palm and inserted into your butt hole with every swat.

Vernon, you quit teasing the dogs or you're gonna get some grandpa spankings.

by Goatzilla October 30, 2017

spanking the captain

To gratify oneself sexually.

Due to his social ineptitude, Simon spent his Saturday evening spanking the captain.

by cracker in a can September 7, 2005

sparkling personality

An extremely tight vagina

He could hardly contain himself, thanks to her sparkling personality.

by Yermomsbox October 22, 2018

kitty spanking

lesbian sex

Carol and Francesca went back to the apartment for a few hours of kitty spanking.

by Anthony Hubert January 3, 2010