Spuffen

the word for spuff when you're feeling German. Spuff being a word for spermies and if you dont know what spermies are, you should look it up.

"Eat my Spuffen, Bitch"

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

spuff angel

A two-card poker hand that initially appears good, but after an unfavourable flop makes you lose all your money

pocket aces A-A but a flop of 4-5-6 and someone has a straight on the flop with 3-7 for example, a terrible hand but one which has you now drawing dead, but because of the spuff angel you are stuck and can't help but put all your money in anyway

by pokerboy December 29, 2007

Spurfing

the act of urination directly after masturbation causing excess sperm to surf down the stream

after having sex i felt a little excess nut custard so i decided to go spurfing

by the spurf king September 1, 2010

soapy spuffwank

a spuffwank using lubriCUNT (normally a soapy solution) to reduce friction and prevent crevace chaffing.

I was getting a right spuffwank off her nextdoor, but she complained her cheeks were getting hot so i reached for the fairy liquid. - hence .... soapy spuffwank

by i'm cocknose till i die January 15, 2009

Spuffy

n. The momentary full body muscular contraction immediately following the action of an early morning bladder release or the act of yawning.

No I'm not seizing. That was just a spuffy.

by PlatinumLuthier September 15, 2011

spuff

(v) To sleep, to slumber; to go to bed.

I'm tired. I'm gonna go spuff!

by Scaise November 1, 2005

spuff

(Verb) The sound that a peeve makes.

The peeve rolled around in the air, making gratified spuffing noises.

by Edward June 17, 2003