Spunk Musket

A large cock loaded with hot semen.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl last night?

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looked down the barrel of my Spunk Musket and took a hot load to the face."

Guy 1: "Nice. That takes a lot of talent"

by Bastement October 4, 2010

Spunk Backfire

When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.

James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.

by bumasterflex September 22, 2010

Spuddle

To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing

That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well

by The last guy June 14, 2021

Spunt

Another term commonly used for being buzzed or high. Can be off of any drug such as alcohol, nicotine, marijuana, etc.

“Hey Ben! Wanna get spunt off of my Nord? “ “Hell yeah bro! What kinda juice does it have in it?”
“Dude, I just smoked a fat blunt and got hella spunt.” “Nice bro, I wanna get spunt too!”

by dereynolds01 March 24, 2019

spunk dumpster

A woman who does not actively participate in sex, but instead passively acts as a receptacle for cum.

When she is tired, she will at least be my spunk dumpster.

by Cooey K May 5, 2008

spuzz

'nad sap; male ejaculate


(see also: spuzzum)

I left a trail of spuzz from her nipple to her ear.

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

Spum finder

One who finds or looks for spum in their partner's under garments after girls night out or returning from "Oh he is just a friend's house"

Steve was very distraught when he found a large deposit of spum in Evelyn's purple panties. After she last seen at the Hammer man's. Hence SPUM FINDER

by bozbone August 14, 2006