venom spitting manitie

a non demesticated manitie that still has its front fang
the fang is used to sink boats and kill people it mostly hunts for cubans or homo emo kids it also enjoys the tast of gressed up italins also if injested can lead to death of srinkige of your penis

(rob)holy shit tom!!!!
(tom)what
(Rob) it is one of those god damm venom spitting manities
(tom) Quick run run towrd the hills!!!
(rob) We are on a boat dumbass
(tom) Well then i think it is safe to say we are screwed
(rob) yes tom yes we are

by chrissss2212 May 13, 2010

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Spitting Cobra

While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!

Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)

by Chad Erwin Helton March 19, 2008

Spitting Cobra

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

by Crowface October 21, 2006

Spitting Cobra

When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face

I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye

by Bam Wilder May 21, 2008

Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009

skitzing

to go crazy or utterly insane due to stress or another incident. Next step up from tripping; implying skitzophrenia.

I have an essay due in thirty minutes and I'm skitzing so bad I just want to set my head on fire!

by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001