storking

a sexual act in which a girl receives a very long penis (like the bill of a stork) into her vagina.

The girl is so obsessed with storking that she takes men with a short penis as her pet aversions.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011

sporting it fresh

having unshaved pubic hair

Sporting it fresh is not an option.

by durka durka December 28, 2005

Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

Sporting Lisbon

Winning UEFA Champions League 2021-22

Sporting Lisbon is winning UEFA Champions League 2021-22

by urmomiguess August 26, 2021

Sporting

When a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.

Brad: Hey man, what's up? What did you do last night?
Tim: Nothing much, I was sporting for a while.
Brad: Sporting?
Tim: Yeah, It's when a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.
Brad:...Oh

by Laevsky March 13, 2008

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 8, 2004

spocking

making the spock sign from star wars and entering your better half

i was spocking my girl last night

by darren lowe March 23, 2005