sporking

Much like spooning your partner in bed-but with two fingers in the crapper

Does your girlfriend like spooning? No she likes sporking

by toadvine August 25, 2013

Silk Stocking,Filled with shit

Flashy and good on the outside, but deep down the person is a prick

The girl was a Silk stocking,Filled with shit

by Richard Sharpe 95th March 27, 2015

Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.

Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017

shocking

weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.

you have homework today " well shocking".

by tracey March 24, 2004

Smocking

Smocking is an embroidery technique used to gather fabric so that it can stretch.

Definitely NOT a gun, and NOT what Mueller's latest report contains.

"There is NO SMOCKING GUN! This one is pin-tucked and pleated"

by youcanbytemyascii December 11, 2018

snockings

socks that are made of nylon that feel like stockings...it is a cross between socks and stockings

Hey, look that those girls snockings!

by nikki p July 1, 2004

Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.

"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"

by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008