Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
by Drippy MC August 25, 2008
Get the Spatch-bagel mug.Having been playing out in the snow, my labradoodle Jake is now sportin a mean <a target=_blank href="http://www.whitesel.net/images/ArcticBlast/pages/DSCN1755.htm">snoatee</a>.
by michaewh December 23, 2008
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A spattergram is an instrument used for assessing a client's topics of interest in preparation for organizational design. It is a simple tool that consists of randomly placed concepts (spattered words), on a piece of paper and the client is instructed to circle the top x number of terms as possible topics of interest. (x is equal to 1/3 of the whole) It is used to start the conversation within a given range of possibilities.
When designing a day of learning for an adult learning client group, we had them self-select words from a "spattergram". We then referred to the selected words when conversing about what most interested the client to have us present on the day of learning.
by Tinderbox February 4, 2010
Get the Spattergram mug.1. (n): A tiny amount; a little bit; a miniscule adjestment
2. (Adj) Skoatchy: Suspicious, perplexing, etc.
3. (v): A general, all-purpose action; A word to use when you're not sure what you did (Skoatched, Skoatching, Skoatches); To adjust by a small amount
2. (Adj) Skoatchy: Suspicious, perplexing, etc.
3. (v): A general, all-purpose action; A word to use when you're not sure what you did (Skoatched, Skoatching, Skoatches); To adjust by a small amount
Hey man! I have no room here! Will you move over just a skoatch? Thanks.
That big white van that says "Candy" looks tempting, but also a bit skoatchy.
Boom! Headshot! I Skoatched ya real good!
Could you skoatch over just a bit? Thank you!
That big white van that says "Candy" looks tempting, but also a bit skoatchy.
Boom! Headshot! I Skoatched ya real good!
Could you skoatch over just a bit? Thank you!
by _SHHS_ February 8, 2012
Get the Skoatch mug.To render a person, business or country so boneless that you can march in and have your evil way with their assets.
To reduce to financial ruin.
To reduce to financial ruin.
The EU has totally spatchfucked the Greek economy.
We have no jobs and can't sell our fucking house : we're just totally spatchfucked.
We have no jobs and can't sell our fucking house : we're just totally spatchfucked.
by Arsenefurst September 6, 2012
Get the Spatchfuck mug.The superfluous, melodramatic and misleading language of titles in certain websites, designed to influence people to click through in social media. A merge of spam and pathos. See also link bait.
"I refuse to click a link that has the phrase What Happened Next Was Amazing in its title. It's just too full of spathos."
by nemesh April 4, 2014
Get the spathos mug.Some Other Point Along the Gender Spectrum Friend. Used by Dan Savage to refer to a significant other that can't be considered a boyfriend (BF) or girlfriend (GF)
by geverend September 9, 2015
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