Brain Salad Surgery

The art of screwing with ones mind either with words or pictures. In the end, turning a level headed, methodical person into a minion

I performed brain salad surgery on this guy to the point he was convinced to vote against what he initially wanted.

by joshweide October 21, 2015

spudgery

The act of eating potatoes.

I am keen on spudgery with gravy.

by Philip Davis February 28, 2004

Surgery

1)Surgery is something "painless" during the process, but after the god damn surgery you will feel intense pain after the anesthesia passes away.

2)Surgery is something that will make you poor, since making your dick bigger costs 2,000$

3)Surgery is another way to make you stop eating delicious food and eat vegetables depending on how much time the fucking doctor told you.

How come removing a nail costs 110$ if it's one simple surgery???

by Amenazzy July 29, 2017

Avatar Surgery

On websites such as turntable.fm, where users seek to gain points in order to upgrade their avatars and therefore their level of respect on the site, lower ranked users often experience anxiety related to being seen as uncool or as an inferior member of the community. As a result, they work hard to accumulate as many points as possible, in the shortest amount of time, so they can upgrade to a better avatar. Once they have attained the new status, they instantly revert to feeling anxiety until they can accumulate enough points to move further up the ladder and get avatar surgery again.

I've been stuck on 286 points all day...if I can get 14 more points I can finally get avatar surgery!

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Grape surgery

#grapelivesmatter

Dont eat that grape grape lives matter it needs grape surgery

by IDidSurgeryOnAGrape1 November 26, 2018

top surgery

Surgery that alters the size of the chest for gender-affirming purposes. While this can be used for procedures that either reduce or increase breast tissue, it more commonly refers to FTM/FTN procedures. In this case, a commonly desired result is to have a more masculine-appearing chest. There are several forms of surgery that can achieve this. You do not have to be a specific gender to have top surgery.

My friend Aspen just got top surgery. They can't wait until they're fully healed.

by sugarfog September 25, 2022

Splurge

to let go sweet sticky cum*
to let the moo juice spill
to let the splurge spill in yea womens mouth and/or down the breasts..(enjoying and pain staking)

i let out a splurge and got biatch slapped

by bob hastle February 15, 2004