Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

splooge nugget

a giant clump of splooge that has dried up on some one's face

Hey man I splooge nuggeted someones face while they were sleeping.

by Paul Vargo has no balls January 6, 2010

turbo splooge

When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh

hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.

by andrewp November 20, 2007

splooch

when a penis "busts a nut" on to a female or male mate.

This big fat dude was sucking me off when i felt horny and splooched all over her face.

by DICK lova May 22, 2003

Splooge

basically its another word for cum or jizz :-P which i might as is quite yummy :-P

oh baby shoot your splooge in my mouth i want it soo bad it tastes soo good.

by sarah October 4, 2004

splong

A crude smoking device resembling a bong into which spliffs are placed.{hybrid of spliff and bong)

by antiplod May 26, 2003