Sloke

The act of poking someone while they are asleep.

Note: In Glasgow, to "poke" a girl is the same as to finger her.

Guy 1: How did your date go last night? Any action?
Guy 2: She fell asleep on the sofa, so I just sloked her and went home.

by lauracide January 8, 2011

Splode

To spontaneously explode in an adorable way, usually involving stuffed animals, hearts, and lots of sparkling glitter.

I was filled with so much love, I thought I was gonna splode!

by Sesquipedaliman January 26, 2015

slok

a male who has had sex with his little brother

"just because you had sex with your little brother, you slok"

by sasha mcdonald July 29, 2006

splodge

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

Sploggy

A badly rolled Joint

A baggy ciggerette

"Dude! you rolled a sploggy"

"Damn Haggis rolled a sploggy again!"

by John Doeth May 6, 2006

Splodum

Weird shit you find laying around that no one can identify

What is this sick looking splodum on my pants.

by Heylookadog February 13, 2010

'SPLODED

A common phrase shouted by Fortnite players when you get an RPG kill, many times being a sick dunk on someone else.

"get 'SPLODED NERD!" AliA shouted.

by alaskandawn May 23, 2018