Splech

another word for cum

I spleched in my gf eye, she didn't like it.

by oldpervert=D January 13, 2008

spleeb

N. A fart that gets trapped between your thighs and a plastic chair, and then slides out like a bubble, finally escaping with a "pop" noise.
V. To expell a spleeb.

Travis tried to pass gas quietly, but the plastic chairs in the classroom caused him to spleeb.

by Eric Ibrey Dean September 8, 2005

spexy

spiritually sexy; when a man or woman of God is COMPLETELY IN LOVE with God. They do not necessarily have to be good looking, but if they're sold out for God, then DAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGG.

"Oh em gee. He is like so totally spexy. Look how he worships God during chapel. I would totally marry him and have his babies."

by lookinforsomechristianlovin January 20, 2009

spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

spleef

The process of ejaculating and farting simultaneously (generally used when referring to males); the male version of a queef.

When Jane was blowing Jimmy, he spleefed in her face. She never spoke to him again.

by inajamm June 24, 2009

Spleen Daddy

(proper noun, plural, sp-leen dadd-ees)
Ex-Members of the Hari Krishna religon who have been outcast for not touching children, spanking their asses while chanting or wiping their select genitalia with pork chops and offal, hence the name 'spleen daddies'. These outcasts have formed their own religious sect called the 'Children of the Off-White Light', but popular urban lingo for this group is the 'Spleen Daddies'.

1. 'Pratheep tries to sell his own body parts for money to the 'Spleen Daddies'. So far he has no legs and no income.'

2. Briecase accordions are for 'Spleen Daddies'.

by karma's enigma July 2, 2003

spleen

Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface

You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground

by BenKenTheBest April 4, 2003