splat

The term is usually referring to a stolen car but, in some cases the car belongs to a baser who gave it up for some drugs.

"Bruh how the fuck we gone get to the party?"

"Dawg I got a splat that we can take out there."

by Hood Nigga November 16, 2007

Giggle Splat

When a man nuts inside a woman's mouth and then tickles her feet, causing her to hysterically laugh and spit cum all over her face.

Yo! You gotta see this video I saw on xnxx.com. Uvell "The Beast" Reaves made this girl giggle splat like 3 times. LMAO

by djmisfit May 20, 2010

Slarty

Northern English slang, meaning "to be covered with shit." This is why the wizard Slartibartfast in THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY does not want to say his name, and why Arthur Dent laughs when he does.

"You've stepped in dog's muck and gotten your shoes and clothes all slarty."

by noodles and cheese October 6, 2011

meet the spartans

the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.

Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.

Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.

Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!

by drik December 9, 2008

sparta kick

To kick the living hell out of someones chest with the flat of the bottom of your foot.

"that midget wouldnt shut the fuck up so i sparta kicked it."

by JamerJones December 13, 2007

Spartakick

Spartakick is a front kick to the torso from one person that propels another person's full body mass through the air, especially into inescapable death or in a downward direction, so named because of the famous line and action from 300 where King Leonidas kicks the Persian ambassador down a well.

"William Wallace spartakicked the governor down the hill toward the execution post for slitting the throat of his wife." "Malcolm Reynolds spartakicked Krull into the engine of the Serenity when Niska's enforcer would not listen to reason."

by Eruandil-Yan June 12, 2008

Splatart

Where you make a really hot n' juicy fart. You then feel a wet substance on you butt, only to later realize you splattered crap all over your underpants.

Dude, I think I just made a Splatart.

I embarrassed myself in front of my family by making a Splatart at the dinner table.

by Billybobpete August 16, 2009