Speedometer

A new synonym of the word 'awesome'. When autocorrect corrects awesome into speedometer and you just give up on life and use it instead. It's origin is that once a girl was struggling to text and the autocorrect decided to strike.

"Dude, bmth's new album is speedometer."

by Pantherr November 19, 2016

Combat speedos

It's a fabric chastity belt which doesn't look suspicious when you go to the beach

"Sorry my mistress made me wear the combat speedos this week"

by Fluffy the beowolf May 23, 2020

spermology

the study of sperm.. one who is in the field of spermology is refered to as a spermologist

When I grow up, I want to get a PhD in spermology

by eliz November 10, 2004

spermotozoa

Any person that thrives on spermacide and has a penis shaped skull.

Modine Gunch looks like a spermotozoa.

by Casper Milktoast May 20, 2003

Spermox

A disease that gets inside the penis hole and rottens the sperm.

"Grandfather has Spermox," said little Jimmy.

by Kikaider June 26, 2003

fudged my speedo

When you are swimmer and you get so nervous you have a bowl movement in your swimsuit.

Guys I was so scared about Heather seeing me at the pool I fudged my speedo

by Jeff in Tennessee October 28, 2008

speedophile

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.

A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!

by CapTim March 7, 2008