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spearing the whale

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.
by john to the b February 7, 2008
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sneaking snuggles

To touch someone you love in public without others knowing what you are doing. "Incidentally, accidentally" brush them bringing instant smiles and reassuring them you love them.
You can't actually touch or snuggle in public (might not be appropriate), so you"happen" to brush your hand so it touches your "snuggle bear". No one else has a clue, but you 2 know you were just "sneaking snuggles".
by mommasnugglebug May 1, 2011
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Seaking

An UBER water-type Pokemon. Also the evolved form of Goldeen, a Pokemon from Gereration I, and the subject of an internet meme "F*** YEAH SEAKING."
Albert: My Goldeen evolved into a Seaking!
David: That's awesome, dude!
by venusaurmaster August 17, 2011
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sneaking out potato

To search for a hidden vegetable, then sneaking it out of the room with nobody noticing
"I was sneaking out potato...That was when he saw me"
by Pseudomynous Rex August 28, 2017
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Spearing

verb, the act of grabbing ones ear while giving oral and ramming ones penis into their partners thoart
thomas's girlfreind pissed him off early so he waited till she was giving him head then grab her ears and rammed his penis into the back of her thoart spearing her viciously
by TCWalsh April 19, 2010
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Sneaking one out

A cheeky wank under cover of the naked eye
I had my hair cut today, the stylist' breasts rubbed against my arm, so I decided to start sneaking one out under the gown
by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013
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speanking

the act of having downward-dog mildly suicidal sex with multiple people
That speanking frat ritual was weird...
by CummyMcCumFace February 2, 2017
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