Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."

by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017

midnight snort

getting out of bed and snorting a certain substance as the clock hits midnight.

“hold on guys i gotta go get my midnight snort”

by jerge floiyd November 19, 2020

snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

Snort

When you have to laugh but you're too dignified to be loud

I was watching something funny on TV and snorted after seeing something funny

by ScreenNameDater February 12, 2022

after snort

Snorting after-laughter

(Person laughing in group) Please don’t laugh at my after snort

by Kmmanm April 20, 2024

Butt-snort

Snorting coke up yer butt.

Ahh..shit...i gotta butt-snort this next one...

by Butt-snorters Anonymous May 9, 2021

Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025