Swooping

Swiping on your phone while pooping.

"Just taking my swooping break on Twitter in the bathroom."
"I liked your post on Instagram while swooping on the toilet."

by MaxMonster April 17, 2021

Smooping

The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021

Snooking

When you have mucus in your nasal cavity and rather than blowing your nose, you sniff it up and swallow it.
When snot gets stuck between nose and throat and you kind of hock it up then swallow it

Sam kept snooking and he grossed us out, I mean like dude blow your nose.

by Kentuckyfriedtitties July 13, 2022

snowping

Eloping to a snow specific destination.

Michael and Cat are snowping in Japan instead of eloping to France.

by offpiste March 27, 2023

Snooking

When you eat out alone and don’t send the “send orders” text to the fat nation chat.

Ali was caught once again snooking. He had snack wrappers and leftover take out in his room.

by Fat nation September 2, 2023

Snooling

Having liquified snot running down your nose. Most common during the winter or when someone is ill.

It was so cold out there, my nose was snooling

by RippingRod April 27, 2024

Scooping Potatoes

There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:

When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.

Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.

Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.

So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?

by spagett February 3, 2025