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hot smoothie

Anal sex while the taker poops.
"...And then she started to poop!"
"Oh man, hot smoothie!"
by Jeff MacDonald July 23, 2006
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Chicken Smoothie

A site once designed for collecting free, useless-but-cute online "pets" that has now become an online forum community filled with furries, feminazis, overzealous LGBTQ+ members and animal rights activists that enjoy cyber-bullying and acting like children and shunning anyone who does not agree with them.
Chicken Smoothie was once a fun site for collecting pets and sharing art, but is now overrun with a bunch of adults with nothing better to do that take their online "pets" a little too seriously...
by scabbed wings October 16, 2015
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smoothie

She gave me a nice bannana smoothie until I released my protien pack.
by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003
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smoothies

inviting a woman (or whore) to your place for sex.
Mark: Would you like to come over for smoothies?
Alicia: O hell yea i love smoothies!
by ndm September 12, 2005
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Smoothier

A surface or feeling so intensely smooth that the poor unfortunate individual shudders, their nerve endings become volatile and the body goes into a trance-like orgasmic state with sometimes (in the extreme) dire effects of paralysis or even death.
Nurse: I have never seen anything like it
Doctor: Indeed, 'tis the worst case of smoothier I have seen in at least 14 hours, he'll not make it through the night.
by Blitzman J October 1, 2010
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sheepdog smoothie

The byproduct of two gay gym rats coupling in the shower at your local workout club.

We all know the overly-helpful, underdressed, bicep-kissing gym rat that is constantly trying to give unsolicited advice; jumps in to spot when not needed; and is always touching inappropriately. He claims that he is the “sheepdog” of the gym, taking care of the lesser members. Well...he is gay...and is looking to pick up a lover to eventually take into the shower for a Sheepdog Smoothie.
“Let’s get a post-workout protien shake at the snack bar, bro.”

“Nah...I got something better for post-workout stress. Lemme give you my Sheepdog Smoothie, bro.”
by Hough Januss June 9, 2018
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watermelon smoothie

Getting a golden shower while getting breastfeeding milk squirted in your mouth
The man had a stripper give him watermelon smoothie when she gave him a golden shower while she squirted beast milk in his mouth
by London lemongrass May 9, 2019
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