the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle

My husband let me rub the smooter last night.

by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015

callum spooner

A young Challenging boy who is most if the time kind to friends and family.

Good morning Callum Spooner.

by Catlover2006 May 3, 2018

Active Smooter

The act of firing garbled nonsense from a fully loaded smoking gun

Sense and understanding run for cover from the words of an active smooter

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

kyle spooner

sexy fella who unfortunately smokes weed

“he’s soo fit but i wish he didn’t smoke weed”
“what can ye do, he’s kyle spooner”

by wickawoo12 October 5, 2019

Mr spooner

one of those teachers that think all the kids like them, has a big forehead and spends their time watching kids

mr spooners such a nonce

by FWEFGwegWE February 1, 2022

Tooter Smooter

Fart smeller

Jacob, my weird uncle, kept on being a tooter smooter around the young girls

by Scrumble Bumshkin April 9, 2022

Zak Spooner

Zak Spooner is a person who has fluffy frosted tips as hair, he is very cute and is gay

I want Zak Spooner to be the love of my life

by pishaisverydelicious January 3, 2024