smart as a carrot

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!

Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!

by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006

April Smarts

The opposite of April Fools. Tell your friends and family true things, then say, "APRIL SMARTS, I got you."

Invented and celebrated first on April 8, 2011 by Craig Benzine, aka wheezywaiter on YouTube.

Tom: You know what? Don't take out the garbage. Go have the cake that's in the kitchen.

Bob: *finds delicious cake in the kitchen* Hey, thanks!

Tom: April Smarts, I got you!

by mynameiserik April 27, 2011

smart aleck

what your mom calls you when you are being a smart ass but she doesn't want to use the real word b/c there are other people around

Stop being a smart aleck!

by Maren July 9, 2003

smart feller

a respectable smart person..... never to be confused with "fart smeller". pottytime3 is a faggot

john just sold his house to buy a crack rock the size of a bowling ball, he's a smart feller

by b-rock January 27, 2005

Smart alec

Someone who tries to correct everything such as evedyday simple slang

Dad:Everyone put on yur seatbelts
Son:It wont go in
Dad:Thats Ok we'll be there in a second
Son:Its been 10 seconds dad
Dad:Stop being a smart alec

by Broski400 January 29, 2014

Smart Smack

The word you say whenever you see a Smart Car and follow up with a palm push/hit to a person's body, preferably on the head. It's similar to the idea of a "punch buggy" or "slug bug", but in a newer version.

Person 1: (sees Smart Car passing by) Smart smack!

(palm push to Person 2's forehead)

Person 2: Ah, you got me there! Ouch...

by Faithr April 26, 2010

Smart Blond

An unpretentious female with blond hair that is not only good looking but can keep up with any intellectual pursuits.

Watch out. That smart blonde can kill you in a game of scrabble.

by ceo1 April 7, 2010