Junior Smash

To have sexual intercourse with someone who is below the legal age of consent. When approaching smashable girls, the males in a group would typically get them in bed by yelling the phrase "We gattt connnndoms". For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken, as they have not yet been smashed often enough to be seduced by the previously stated sentence.

Example 1
Jose: "Hey bro you hittin' up that highschool chick yet?"
Alex: "YEAAAAHHHH man i junior smashed her all night."

Example 2
For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken. Watch as the male approaches the junior smashes in their natural habit...
Jose: "Hey ladies....we gaaat caaaaaannnndy!"
Jon: "We're gonna get some junior smashes tonight"
Kelly: "I love candy!"

by supersmashbro January 13, 2009

smashed

a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through

a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

smasheyes

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

by James Cridland November 22, 2006

smashed like joy

(n) a common phrase used by young men and women when influenced by alcohol and presented with the great effects of the depressant, the irony built in.

I was smashed like joy at the bar the other day, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up with a smile.

by sniki July 6, 2010

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.

Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

by PartyRockCrew March 2, 2011

smashed out of your mind

when severely drunk, barely able to function

Man,you were smashed out of your mind!! you could barely tell me your name!

by Unanimous Chinchilla January 5, 2012

smashing tacos

The way two women have sex

Amy and Jamie were smashing tacos last night

by jepercreeper April 22, 2014